777 ways

xromanticalityx:

onward-to-victuuri:

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

(via heart)

caprice-and-reverie:

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

(via giographixnola)

amuseoffyre:

dreadlord-mr-son:

trainsinanime:

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”

“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”

(via amuseoffyre)

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

(via negrotesque)